Maybe it’s just the mustache and grey hair, but he’s looking a bit like late-stage Mark Twain these days. 

This whole thing is probably a cover for low ticket sales. The only bad publicity is no publicity. 

I think I speak for all of us when I say “Val fucking Kilmer?”

Wait...New Orleans has had a problem with race over the years?

He did a guest host bit on HQ Trivia. He popped in and out of there for like three minutes, plugged some junk he was in, and bailed. He truly seemed to have run out of fucks to give, but Christ, if it was me having to talk to Scott because some PR flack thought it would be a good way to connect with “today’s kids”, I…

God Told Me To should really be in the headline. Andy Kaufman has a bit part in this as a nutty cop, and it was his film debut. This was one of our go-to VHS rentals back when Tower Video in Campbell was still around. Thanks for making my misspent youth a lot more bearable, Larry.

Pro tip: Herp Derp for YouTube is the best chrome extension in history. 

Or as Tony Curtis said in The Manitou, "in heah neck?"

Dogg/Souljah 2020! 

I have some deep deep love for Bruce Campbell, but Jack Palance was the ultimate RBION host. “The Lord’s prayer on the head of a Lincoln penny. Believe it....or naaaat!” edit: saw that someone beat me to it.

No love for Glengarry Glen Ross?

Tell that to my local high voltage rock station when they do a two-hour commercial free Get the Led Out! 

“Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. WILL you GO to LUNCH?”

I know where you got this, and it’s still my favorite Onion headline. 

“Ford to City: Drop Dead” one of my favorite headlines ever. 

Maybe having a stable marriage, and a conscience and a soul, helps you live longer.

But Tom’s my friend! 

John Polito was the better actor in that movie. “Was that a pass?” "....maybe."

John Tuturro’s character in Miller’s Crossing is pretty slimy as well, calling his sister “one sick twist” and saying he learned how to have sex from her, the seconds later saying “well you’re gotta stick by your family”. Although Eddie Dane is probably my favorite character from that movie: “you’re inside-outski,…

Commercial Album is the gateway drug. If you like that, you could try Duck Stab/Buster and Glen. Eskimo is a good pick, so is Diskomo.