I know this has been said before, but who thought that Tom Arnold would end up being the aggrieved and more sympathetic party in that pairing?

I hope she’s testing them like Harris did in that Barney Miller episode where Wojo’s hippie girlfriend brought a plate of suspicious brownies to the precinct.”Harris, check these out”. (Detective Harris grabs one, starts to take a bite) “NOT LIKE THAT!”

And after a couple of skulls, you’re thinking “mmm, cancer foam.”

We’ve had this in our city in California for years. The calorie count varies greatly on many meals, sometimes depending on the soft drink you order, but sometimes depending on the side dishes you get. For example, I was surprised that Popeyes mashed potatoes have fewer calories than their red beans and rice.

Why, you’d almost think that networks will greenlight a show based on All Capone’s Vault-level evidence by has-been z list actors because it will make money! Quick, let’s sell this pee sandwich on stale bread before it gets moldy.

At least he didn’t Rush into it.

Agreed. I had a friend who took acid and saw a poster of Jimi Hendrix start to play. It can happen! Then again, acid is a hell of a drug too.

Keep a Knockin by Little Richard too. Hell, any of those screaming solos from Cosimo’s studio in New Orleans from that time. Lee Allen did a good amount of them.

Listen to some Slim Harpo, Howlin Wolf, and Kim Wilson from the Fabulous Thunderbirds, and get back to me. No Place to Go by Howlin Wolf would be a good start. Caveat: I’m old too, but I’ve liked these guys since I was in my early 20s.

If you found this story hard to believe, you did not grow up in the 80s. If you didn’t do the Peruvian marching powder, you knew somebody who did. SNL had coke jokes on it all the time. There was one where Belushi had this big coke dusting under his nose; the punch line came at the end, where he takes a bite from a…

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Counterpoint: David Crosby.

He’s NCAA: No Class At All.

I guess Leonard Part 7 is off the table now.

Hickory Dickory Dock / I make bad movies around the clock

In a pinch (phrasing!)

Or be like Elizabeth Montgomery in Bewitched- Go to sleep with Dick York, wake up with Dick Sargent.

I always thought it was “picking up on all the other 12 steppers”.

I think this was from the department of “no shite, sherlock”. Edit, somebody me to it!

It’s kind of like announcers who refused to call Muhammad Ali by that name and still used Cassius Clay. What’s the point, except to be a reactionary asshole?