“I’m suing you because I shot and killed you, am now under investigation, and therefore I am emotionally distressed.” Fuck this cop

Uhhh, isn't emotional distress part of the job description when you decided to become a police officer? It is literally your job to handle distressing situations. It's also the defense apologetics use when explaining why it's okay for you to kill unarmed civilians. This is an extra step of awful.

This could literally be a headline from The Onion.

I dunno, Cory Booker was probably shoveling snow in between rescuing old ladies from burning buildings and serving hot coffee to homeless people.

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

Bitches gets shit done.

On fire today! This is the Friday Jezebel citizens want and deserve.

I don’t think you understand what I’m saying. What exactly do you mean when you say “establishment”. Can you put together a reasonably concrete definition of “establishment”, and then demonstrate, with concrete facts directly from their policy platforms where both candidates fall inside of it?

You missed my point. I will still vote for him if he’s the nominee but dismissing Planned Parenthood as part of the estestablishment is a problem.

Bless this post.

Also, someone who has been in Congress since I was in high school isn’t exactly an outsider.

Okay, I’m fucking sick of this. The “Democratic Party establishment” is not a thing to be reflexively opposed. The Democratic Party establishment elected Barack Obama. It got Sotamayor and Kagan (KAGAN!) appointed. It promotes marriage equality, abortion rights, racial equality, feminism, and a social safety net.

Based on their infographic, their early pick of Clinton seems pretty rooted in choosing a candidate who has, and will continue to, go to the mat for them. Even this week, Clinton said she’s in favor of repealing Hyde. That’s major.

And here come the bernie bros breathing fire and scorching the earth in 5.4.3.2.1.....

I thought what he said was odd too when I heard it last night. I like many of the things he has to say but I really don’t think what he wants to do will actually solve all the problems we have. Hmm. I feel he’s starting to come off as someone who’s not willing to compromise and more interested in the fight than trying…

With like, the added douchiness of “I just can’t remember those wacky brown-people names”.

Mispronouncing a person’s name is a classic power/ dickhead move. Jeb is so pathetic he has to insult kids. Go back to Florida you pathetic dipshit.

Aww, man. I mean, sure. He’s evil. But at this point, don’t you feel just a little bit bad for how poorly this turned out for Jeb!? It’s gone cartoonishly bad. It’s like, Jeb! sent away to the ACME Corp. for a campaign kit & some roadrunner seed and now it’s all just anvils dropping on him.

Understandable...I keep calling his daughter Noxycontin