81 years old? Hmmm. I guess only the good do die young.

That "more bad stuff happening" rule doesn't apply in Westeros.

Is it wrong that I was hoping she was going to admit to being stoned?

If only there'd been a good 5 year old with a gun to stop him.

New York's finest. Can the asshats really NOT control themselves?

I haven't lived there in a very long time but Hell YES! to your comment. You didn't list them specifically but under the glorious public spaces is the Forest Preserves.

It's 2 a.m. and I'm regretting reading this article immediately after Gawker's - psycho actor kills & eats exes rabbit story. I can't decide if I still want to fall asleep or find gifs of frolicking puppies.

Clearly he exhibited demon strength and the cop feared for his life, right?

Are we sure he didn't mean to say, "my dick is make believe; feminism is huge"?

The comments from the Palin defending teabaggers are high larious.

Sorry, she's a brat. Not at all adorable to see a kid yelling at her parents. She'll be fun in school and at traffic stops.

I wonder how many of these "everybody knows she's been discredited" commenters actually watched her videos and how many are just regurgitating garbage they read somewhere?

But, but, Obama and post racial America!!!

This show stresses me out so much I read spoiler heavy reviews before I watch the episode. I don't do that for any other show.

I am sick to death of seeing headlines announcing another unarmed teenage boy shot dead by cops and knowing even before I read the article that the child in question is African American.

Praying for a LEGO version, too.

Is there an award for article with best comments? Y'all are killing it.

I will definitely do this and I don't think it's a dick move. I also regularly reshelf books written by right wing hacks in the fiction section.

when I worked closing shift at Michaels I would have laughed my ass off if I saw this. And also #job security.

Sorry, $1/2 - Giffords wins the Battle of Badassery on this one.