Famous Tekes: Ronald Reagan & Robert Byrd. One actually wore the hood the other might as well have.

Keeping filling your minds and bodies with crap, asshats. You can't kill yourselves off fast enough.

I have no idea when or why I learned this but most people use the ironing board backwards. If you're right handed then the wide end should go on the left and the narrow end goes on the right. Much more efficient this way. The shirt or blouse squares up nicely on the board. The photo of the slacks shows ironing the top…

LEGO. Every day. Every age. Every child.

Yay to the women but also ERNIE BANKS!

They have been banned in my house since one of the grandkids vomited chunks of red all over me. I didn't know the sitter let him eat FHCs and thought it was blood.

Jaycee Dugard might be out of the spotlight but that doesn't mean she's not an advocate http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=140…

very nice

I railed against the Friends introduction, too and then I looked at the entire line. Olivia is actually pretty cool. She has a tree house and an inventor studio complete with robot and geeky chalk board. And then I decided to play test them and bought several Friends sets for my 4 year old grand daughters - they loved…

Am I the only one who thought @MarsCuriosity was really Wil Wheaton? I was suspicious earlier but this one cinched it for me.

Sheesh. No sense of humor. When my son called his 4th grade teacher "Frau Blucher" she earned his lasting respect by whinnying in response.

Da-shiong bao-jah-shr duh la doo-tze

10. Mickey Missiles - You will need: Candyland cards, Monopoly houses, Life wheel (to spin for casualties), and a big colorized map of Disneyland. It works a bit like Risk. But with nuclear missiles. And candy.

High.Larious.