That was like the best day of that dog's life. SMRT.

THAT IS A GROSS OVERSIGHT BC I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT

And it's still not about agility, it's about discipline. There's nothing to figure out, just things to ignore. Therefore discipline or as we commonly refer to it in dogs, obedience and not agility. Apparently you lack the mental discipline to not be a dick, as noted below.

It's not a test of the dog's mental agility, any more than his/her physical agility. Also, you're a dick.

No lie, a few months ago, on a whim, I auditioned for a cat agility reality show (which, yes, is apparently a thing) with my cat. During the first few rounds of auditioning she was more than happy to show off her skills and charm the pants off the judges. However, come time for the actual agility showdown, she ended…

"Did you guys see how many treats I ate? I really think I did well!"

Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

Girl I went to elementary school with: Chasyn.

If you experience stomach pains or chest cramps while taking Rylanton, please consult your doctor immediately.

True story: I recently watched a House Hunters and I actually kind of liked the home-buying couple. But then at the very end they had their baby and they named her Gentry.

I'm sorry, but my friend wins for "Rylanton."

My cousin named her daughter Addison, and I was just like "isn't there an Addison's Disease or am I getting the ergot-flavored Wheat Thins again?"

Nick Offerman and Megan Mulally. God they seem like fun!

Christopher Guest. I originally said this because I just think I'd like his sensibilities, but then when I looked him up he's been married to Jamie Lee Curtis since 1984.

To be fair, a dating site from Steve Harvey (or any dating site) should be judged if/when it actually grows past infancy. Harvey's web site is most likely targeted towards his most ardent fans; late 30s, 40s or 50-somethings who might be re-entering the dating scene after a very long time — long-term marriages ending…

I would not sign up for this. Mostly because Steve Harvey reminds me of my uncles who were all players back in the day (and some still hold their title at current), who try their hardest to impart wisdom to their daughters about "what men are like" while encouraging their sons to be those type of men. I think he…

Obligatory and hilarious Steve Harvey picture from a men's store window in Greensboro, SC, taken just last year:

The band immediately attempting to distance itself from the suit

This is a boner reference, right?

I can't help but wonder now, though, would the Reaper react any differently to the death of a Sim it loved? You have the chance to find out now....