I think maybe your brother was selling cocaine....you have been duped.

FAKE!!!! Because alpha is so old, the print runs have been meticulously mapped, and getting these two rares in this order in a starter pack is impossible. This thread on MTG salvation explains why - http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/magic-f… - and here's a copy/paste from the thread.

I'm sorry, but the gloves piss me off. I get so annoyed by collectors. For example, every time I see a game sealed in its original box and sealed another 2-3 times with a card rating its quality, I want to buy it just so I can break it open and PLAY it. And record it. And post it on YouTube just for the lulz and…

Easiest way I figured out how to kill a Sim was the lighting them on fire strategy. But in this case, simply remove all doors, tell the Sim to microwave a meal, then tell them to do something else. The microwave will catch fire and everything burns down to the gwound.

Man that alien robot used to give me the heebie-jeebies when I was a kid.

This sounds like a lotta work, killing Sims used to be a piece of cake back in my day...

I once made a sim that I wanted to be the neighborhood's serial killer. I'd invite sims over for a lively party, and then use a cheat code to trap those sims in the walls of his house. Each trapped sim had one square to forever stand in. The really funny part is that in the first sims game, any sim you invited over…

It doesn't surprise me at all that this happened. Of course people were going to try to go bigger and bigger with the amount of water, until they forgot that water actually weighs a LOT.

I "trained" my cat to meow in my face and hit me until I turn on the sink every time I go to the bathroom.

A good friend of mine was outside smoking, sitting on her back patio that, at the time, had no lights. As she sat there, she felt something furry jump up beside her and she began to pet it, assuming it was her cat and not really paying much attention as Mr Kitty did this often. It wasn't until she looked down that she…

That is 1.6 rolls per day. You're either doing it way wrong ,or should see a doctor.

It doesn't sound stupid at all to those of who chronically forget to buy tp and find ourselves occasionally using cocktail napkins.