Yeah but Bartolo showed up in one of these, bitches . . .

Hope he has good legal advice. Fortunately, he’ll get to see how Dennis Wideman’s defense against bad checks works out.

I edited it.

Things to Do in Denver When Your Throwing Shoulder Is Dead

Irsay was last to hear the news that Pagano is no longer a cancerous presence in the locker room.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

his tibia must be named Rosie because it was cracklin’

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

Proving that the Giants will let just about anyone into the end zone these days.

Thought it was really inappropriate when he laid on Sarah Jessica Parker’s rug.

I’ll never forget what my grandfather once told me: “Never trust a man named Chip. Or the Jews.”

This puts Smith in an awkward position. He's too much of a criminal to play for the Raiders and not enough of a criminal to cheer for the Raiders.

Hüsker Dön’t

Bargnani was concerned for his teammates, which is why his shot didn’t hit any nets.

“Debatable.”

You think that's nice, Elvis Andrus gave away the entire game.