THIS AARON RODGERS, HE DOES IT IN DALLAS SO MUCH, I CALL HIM DEBBIE.

It was the 609 back in my day!

Respect the 856!!

Not to mention, confidence that you’ll score. Somehow I doubt there are a ton of pre-planned, elaborate end zone celebrations in Cleveland.

There’s zero proof Pryor is being truthful. There is, however, video evidence of Michael Che calling Trump a “cheap cracker,” but racism is fine as long as it’s liberal racism. Can you imagine if an entertainer called Obama a “cheap nigger” on live TV?

He’s right, of course. The very real phenomenon he describes is one of the biggest reasons I stopped playing 4 years or so ago. I found that not only did I enjoy the game so much less given that I saw every fucking development in every game, every week through the lens of how this would impact my fake football team,…

This has finally sunk in for me. I got so excited on Sunday when I saw the Steelers weren’t coming out for the anthem. I’m such a goddamn sucker, falling for this horseshit yet again.

First owner to do what, exactly? Doing... something... vaguely maybe a protest maybe not. “well I don’t care about the police brutality issue but I guess I support the guys making me money today so I back them but not the actual protest of taking a knee...” Kind of wishy-washy and not bold at all if you ask me.

You tell them, DeMaurice Smith. Never back down! Except when it comes to demanding guaranteed contacts for the members of your union.

Never ceases to amaze me how there is no mental distinction in Joe Sixpack’s feebel mind between real laws and contract law. The NFLPA signed a contract giving Goodell 100% power, then they sue when he uses 100% power.

The amazing this to me is the return address on the letter is from Houston, because fucking NOTHING ELSE has been going on in Houston the past week or so.

Is...that a gif from 2011's seminal business trip comedy Cedar Rapids? Deeeeeeep cut.

Tom Llamas reported his mother to the store manager for having nine items in the “8 items or less” check out line.

Tom Llamas will write you up for printing your concert tickets from your office printer because it’s stealing company property.

Tom Llamas is OK with drawing a walk in beer league softball.

Tom Llamas repeatedly beats young children at board games; says it builds character.

Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.

To be fair, Llamas is Spanish for “You call.”

For anyone who missed the fight, you can watch the complete fight at this link:

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.