I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.

Could have been worse, the priest could have pulled something else.

“I feel like” is just a state of mind. I can take LSD and feel like I’m Superman.

Renaud is actually pretty famous in the French speaking world for his softball exploits, but not nearly as famous as his brother Abandon.

I’m surprised there has to be a Francophone Harlem Globetrotters, seeing as their Generals lose to everyone.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

To be fair, the Maple Leafs are offering him an extra month of vacation.

We have consistently highlighted that Simmons by all accounts is an excellent manager.

Was a Vietnamese guy holding the camera?

I'm watching it free. Fuck those guys.

Craziest thing I’ve done after a breakup? Gained 40 lbs, had sex once and a mental breakdown twice.

NYE 2003: Long story short, I saw my long-term boyfriend making out with my “friend” (LIKE TWO HOURS BEFORE THE BALL DROPPED so there was no excuse). I screamed at him but didn’t bother with her because I didn’t want her to know she could get to me like that (she was SUCH a pathetic attention whore who lived for shit…

Glad to see his son choosing not to follow in his father’s footsteps by learning how to read and write.

He wasn’t a chemist either, but looked how well that turned out for him.

Venturas, ranked:

Wow, that guy is a dipshit.

I did a ton of coke tonight and thought id say that I found it funny to say John Calamari instead of John Calapari.

"Christ. His big meaty palms are just mere inches away from her soft, lotioned, supple skin, he's gotta be under more control than we are giving him credit for."

Really, they should empathize with each other. They've all been kicked out of Cincinnati.

The Eagles are baffling.