I feel like Chip Kelly is about to drop a bomb and say that that Santa Claus that was assaulted so many years ago by Philly fans, was actually his father, and this is his sweet, sweet revenge

He doesn't even look where it lands. Rory has some Steph Curry in him.

In some regards, he's still Head & Shoulders above others in the league.

They offered the same deal to Harbaugh. Even after pleating with him, he still went to Michigan.

This sounds like something Dan Aykroyd would sell on SNL.

I've seen photos of the three kids together and the difference is striking in that one of them is acting like a human being and the other two are acting like they think they're living in a James Franco Art Installation. I think he must have had that first kid right before he got MEGA-famous and rich enough to…

Hey, you know those people who really like plain cheese pizza? They also listen to music.

30 wings for 21 bucks is a killer deal.

Holy shit... I'm not the only PSU alum that has this thought?!

Went to PSU for undergrad, got my first masters there. Got my professional degree elsewhere. There are some incredibly brilliant people at PSU at the leading edge of the intellect distribution, but the overwhelming majority are a bit, erm, lacking.

The original tagging of him was "pitiful." Olbermann has attacked PSU, alums, and students for supporting and celebrating a man who de facto condoned child rape.

As a new parent and also a Browns fan, I did the opposite and filed a restraining order to keep them away from my kid.

Bryden's coach praised the youngster for already having the presence of a 13-year NFL veteran, citing his lack of short-term memory and aversion to bright lights as evidence.

Kevin Hart was voted by the viewers as the game's MVP. This demonstrates conclusively that the kind of people who watch these things are the same kind of people who enjoy Kevin Hart movies.

Anyone who actively seeks to fuck the NCAA is immediately one of my favourite individuals in college athletics.

Everyone's playing by the same rules though, so what's the issue? And the guys who don't play by the rules, like South Coast Subaru, run the gigantic risk of being sued and losing their contract.

Kanye reconsider grabbing the mic once he realized it wasn't connected to Auto-Tune.

I graduated from Carolina last May, and I heard a lacrosse player start a funny speech in our public speaking class with this story.

Naismith taught the game to Phog Allen.

In 1969, Charlie Scott lost the ACC player of the year award to John Roche (white) of South Carolina. Further, five writers left Scott off their all-ACC ballots entirely. Smith went after them directly, saying the choice was borne of bigotry (or ignorance, but we know what was really the case.)