I also hate how my friends take me down by pretending my dragons are iguanas. I doubt they’re even friends, actually. I’m a big wheel, who the hell are they, i don’t care how hard it is to be an actuary in Quebec, you’re a dickhead, that’s a motherfucking dragon, stop pretending to be blase
I know Olbermann has given ESPN a lot of grief during his time but man, when he gets it right, he gets it right.
To fix my termite problem I burned my house to the ground.
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I really feel for the Japanese. Their toilets make ours look like out houses. They are going to be completely traumatized by Sochi it looks like :-/
Killing the dogs.
Hey, worldly jackasses posting on here. This is 'Merica.