I think this needs to be read in context. This is for SUSPENDED accounts, for which they are retaining history only, not collecting payments. This is not for live, paying accounts. Trust me, I sleep with someone at the NETFLIX Help Desk.

I need a gif for this. I don’t have enough nightmares.

IN the Philosopher’s Stone, when Harry asks Hagrid how he came to the island through the storm, Hagrid replies, “I flew.”  There’s no broom or magic motorcycle on the shore. 

I had a 3 minute wait, got perfect seats. Now to keep the freaking kids from having to go to the toilet for 3 hours—make them wear adult diapers! I’ll wear one as well.

That reminds me, I have to go potty.

.They couldn’t afford the guest star fees, so he’s off screen the whole time

I would ALMOST pay good money to know the ages of the people participating in this discussion. ALMOST. Unlike my cats, my curiosity has limits.

This.

I knew there was a good reason I quit watching this show!

It’s based on NZ islander culture, not some mish-mash of Hawaiian and Polynesian. The Maori are a distinct people with distinct language, customs, and tattoos. So tell your students to learn about the magnificent Maori people before they complain about inaccurate cultural appropriation of Hawaiian culture. The whole…

Have you seen Dave Chapelle’s discussion on what “Q” means? Yeah, laugh if you have. If you haven’t, read this: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/dave-chappelle-s-netflix-stand-up-comedy-specials-have-sparked-a-homophobia-debate-a7643931.html

If we’re going to go balls out on bizarre theories here, how about where the hell is Eleven’s REAL father? Just happens to be a local guy from Hawkins shacked up with a pretty blonde for a few nights and then he ended up as sheriff?

Didn’t they recognize fellow islander culture? Or are they too self-absorbed in their own culture to be insensitive to their neighbors? People who sit and complain about cultural appropriation without knowledge are as bad as people who tastelessly abuse it.

Would a sex study be horizontal?

You need to have a sit down chat featuring this:

Did you say snark?

Maybe we can get them done as hosts, and even a host Gene Rayburn and Charles Nelson Riley. We could relive the 70s until the clothing style drives them mad and they start killing the audience. Or is that a laugh track?

It’s.... complicated.

Bad thread hijack attempt, but great observation!

No, the maze was to give the hosts a path that would keep them looping back until they found sentience. The MIB wanted them to have free will to fight back, but he could have had that by having the safety protocols removed. So he got well more than he bargained for. The journey into night is going to be a dark…