OOPS. Spelling error.

No, because he is the absolute opposite of Smith. It's called "irony".

I don't think it's sensible to think angles protect you from harm and still need to open carry. Where's the logic in that?

CITALOPRAM, FTW! Saved my (sex) life.

Oh goodness, I almost thought you were my cousin, until I read your commentary. Amen, sir. And congrats on not being my cousin.

YES! Exactly! Because all Americans are required to serve in the military and put their lives at the behest of the commander-in-chief to send to war or pseudo-war or police actions in foreign countries!

I bow to your awesomeness. I totally forgot about him. Yes, and I'd request he get to re-use some costumes from Fifth Element (and not just the ones HE wore in the movie).

Please, give me Chris Rock.

Great Scott, is that Harvey Fierstein?

If you're stupid enough to let little kids play in the kitchen without some supervision, then there is probably no hope for them. #parentfail

Ditto.

Speaking as a leftie, I am not sure if that's a compliment or not.....

You forgot SGU. Bastard network.

The f word and various pronouns?

What do you think Skype is for?

What I want to know is WHERE DID SHE GET MY BODY!!!?!????

You and my hubby. Whilst I'm overseas, anyway.

This is probably the worst horror story I've ever read. I know there are freaks out there who have children and abuse them in horrible ways or even kill them. I just really feel sad for people who live their lives with children and feel the need to vocalise how horrible their lives have become. I'm in a terrible…

I don't want the school giving my kids candy and/or coke. But I still vaccinate. Caring about the details of your child's life and health does not necessarily mean you are a helicopter parent. I think you have missed the point of parenting. My guess is you are not a parent.

Does this have something to do with the End Times? I really need to know so I can clear my calendar.