The negative complaints would be compliments.

Q: What kind of idiot buys a big truck when gas prices are low.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

“Cher?...  What does Cher have to do with...  Oh, I got you, babe.”

That seems pretty far to go to steal some valor.

Was anyone else curious about the unnamed “brother-in-law” that she used as a human shield in her announcement?

It was surprisingly hard to google him because she’s apparently been married 4 times. It turns out that it’s her current husband’s brother who died in a training accident over a decade before she met her…

And when did this hot take dawn on you?

I think he’s done, everyone knows Orlando can only Knock Three Times

4th: I’ll never understand the stock market. So Ford:

And. You. Don’t. Get. A. Basket. For. A. Stupid. Straw. Man. Argument.

Yeah, shame on him for writing what we all secretly feel!

:(

Ahhh...the ‘ol Double-Dutch tax maneuvers...

I highly recommend never tweeting

“...reducing by half every six months until it hits zero.”

hmm, might be a while 

When people use slang or made up words when trying to make a point, I struggle to finish reading because of how difficult it is to take them seriously 

Not only that, other than the Trump-wing, I suspect that most run-of-the-mill GOP are not in favor of tariffs.  

I’ll put this here, so it isn’t lost in another thread:

Because child molestation is acceptable in our culture as long as the perp is far enough into whatever power situation is required to be believed.