First gear: Because, you know, fiery death!

I’m sorry, but if the Purple Man is singing, shouldn’t he look more like Prince?

Or pick up younger, slightly inebriated women at a bar...

They really should start that thread on Jalopnik, about cars stolen on the job or while doing deliveries

I am thrilled you found a denomination that accepts you as an equal. It is sad when Christianity becomes more about control over people than loving other people. I'm glad you escaped the fundamentalist tent with your faith and grace (yes, there is a double meaning here) intact.

They've gone out of the way to make it look so.... scary 80's cartoonery that it already looks depressingly dated. Hey, let's add an iPhone to make it look current!

Wouldn’t that be an F-stop?

But Toyota has a big headache of its own: 6.5 million vehicles are being recalled globally for a fire risk through a defective power window switch.

They're gonna electrify the whole area...

I can see it now. We could call the Golf the Croquet instead, the Beetle the Junebug...

orange crush

Still better here than he is in politics...

How do they make a reversible fork?

the police determined that it was “apparently was a homemade experiment, and there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm.”

Actually it took 12 to clean up the leftovers

The religious justification normally comes as soon as you feel the red politics are more important than the red letters. Sad how the two rarely have much in common.

I’m like you. Well, you know, except for that one time the boy got sick and I rushed out and and and...

Well, unless it is broiled fish...

I’m beginning to think that maybe it has more to do with it being cheaper to buy Jesus dinner than to, you know, actually tithe or feed the people who need it...

nice. subtle what you did there