You speeled “grammer” wrong!

Oh shit yeah that’s a good one. Robin Wright sells the hell out of Jenny’s despair in that scene. It’s really effective. 

You know, it’s a great soundtrack, but I never got around to buying it. I had already listened to Freebird way too many times in my life (studio or live — “play it pretty for ATLANTA”).

Despite its flaws, I honestly love this movie. It’s an absolute blast and a joy to watch. Hanks’ performance is incredible.

You know you’re a Jalopnik writer when your first thought is ‘maybe I can spend more money and buy a ‘new’ 30-year old frame and part over my 30-year old components’ instead of ‘I should go buy something actually new.’

I’m a tall man (6'4") and I get those wistful comments from men, “I wish I were that tall!” Have you ever explained to your envious friends how uncomfortable it is to be tall? Fitting into the back seat of a car, flying economy? Overhead lights and ceilings fans that drop a little low? I have bumped my head more than…

Hope he’s got a good law... talking guy. 

Oh my god this is amazing. 

I really really REALLY did not want to go to my 10-year high school reunion, so I asked a stripper to go and pretend to be me and I filmed the whole thing. You can watch a long or a short version at www.irememberandrea.com It’s been 15 years and my classmates are still complaining about it on Facebook. And there…

To quote Everybody Loves Raymond:

The Public: Posting “Thoughts and Prayers” is useless and stupid.

“I’m 14 and have never been outside past 10 PM by myself. Surely I can solve this mystery that federal investigation teams are having trouble with.”

Okay the second paragraph made me laugh out loud.

Not defending Ex at all, I would have at least made an effort to introduce you, but as a guy I probably would have lost enthusiasm after about six to eight of these, and hoped that some sort of osmosis - or “herd immunity” - like effect would have taken over.

I have changed a TON since I was in college.  I am embarrassed how conservative I was.  Now I am super progressive and have a lot of empathy for other people.  People can change.  Even if it takes something that personally affects them.

Another fair assessment of Kimmel and his change.

Now, let’s imagine if we hadn’t removed civics from our classrooms, had comprehensive sex education in every state, and included human rights in those civics classes.

Would we be still be producing as many Man Show frat boys?

Edit: I really need to stop multitasking…

Sorry, can’t take a comment about doing “more research” seriously when you clearly did not read my entire piece, lol!

I was thinking the same thing — a mask-required policy in effect, isn’t exactly moving my personal needle towards heading to the cineplex anytime soon.

Even with a mask, going to a movie theater during this pandemic seems counterproductive. It’s like saying you should wear shoes if you want to walk through a landmine.