it’s amazing how dystopian the premise of the show sounds on paper, honeatly.

Someone I know who insists he ‘never watches movies’ because he thinks they give people bad ideas watches a lot of Spike TV. I gave up trying to rationalize that one in my head a long time ago.

Watching COPS was always a bonding experience with my Dad when I was younger. Cause when you’re younger, you don’t think of the real world. You are just watching criminals get their commupence with the police.

Ah well, at least I’ll have the memories...

Ehhhh, just show an old one, no one will notice. The kids will see Madonna writhing around in a wedding gown and post “omg Gaga’s new style I STAN” on Snapchat.

You’re supposed to change the model to suit the results, dimwit. 

Crimes of Grindlewald made over $650 million dollars.

Damn! It’s been 20 years since this movie came out?? I’m old.... Where’s my heart meds? Where’s my walker? Nurse! Nurse! It’s cold in here!

That was one of my big takeaways as well, I’m surprised they actually included the budget number in the article.  

Jez used to be really bad at going after female celebs like Lindsay Lohan for no reason other then pure cattiness and it seems like that mentality is still there somewhat.

There are many reasons I am not rich, but I can confirm if someone offered me $6 million to do my job I would absolutely take it. I would like to think I’d do many charitable things with a large chunk of that money, but I would not turn down $6 million. I am just being honest here.

It’s one of those ideas that sounds brilliant at a 3 a.m. drunken bull session but normal people wake up and go wait, YouTube. Hell, even they’ve moved from chunks of stuff to the full monty--I remember watching MST3K on there and that transition. Nobody missed the old way of doing things.

Yeah I don't blame Megyn Kelly for her huge pay day at NBC, that's on NBC for being stupid. I do blame Megyn Kelly for countless other things though. 

And don’t forget dragging her for her call to vote, because voting is the worst thing ever.

To me it sounds more like “one of the founders gave his wife a $6M contract to do voice overs for glorified YouTube videos and surprise, they’re short on cash!”

Yeah, the headline is fucked and makes it sound like they’re blaming her people getting fired. And I hate that they’re making me defend Reese Witherspoon. Jez seems to have a hard on for her, they also went at her for the dress giveaway contest, just because people didn’t realise it was a contest and that not everyone…

Gen-Xer here, so I’m quickly turning into an Old Person(tm), but:

The app’s co-founder Jeffrey Katzenberg told the New York Times in May that the coronavirus is to blame. 

Was Godzilla Vs. Kong supposed to come out this year?

It’s because Bernie is no longer the candidate. Now that Vermont Jesus isn’t an option, not voting is the only option for the writers here.