Reading the article, it indicates that Miller and Lord were doing a lot of improv on the lines. This is 100% in keeping with their style on the 21 Jump Street films and the current Judd Apatow influenced school of comedy. Also, the article says they weren’t getting enough coverage in footage, perhaps contributing to…

I need to stop skimming headlines. “Alyssa Milano Runs 800 Meters Five Months Pregnant”

The dude to be afraid of on the Rockets was backup center Charles Jones, who actually lead the league for several consecutive seasons in fatal decapitations via elbow. He was about 73 at the time of this video but earlier in the season had elbowed Danny Schayes’ head into the 9th row (it was surgically re-attached…

I asked a bunch of people at work if they wanted to have an STD viewing party with me. No one said yes, and now I have to talk to HR.

What the fucking shit

This was very well done and interesting.

Sources tell me Chicago has the inside track on Howard and they’re willing to trade Glennon and Trubitsky both in exchange for a small forward and a third-round pick in the 2019 NBA draft. So, Dwight Howard may be playing Center for the Bears this season.  

My guess is that the eleventh-hour proposal was merely for the sake of appearances (“We tried! They were the last ones to say no!”), and the Oakland city government is not-so-secretly thrilled to finally be rid of a team and league they wish they’d never brought back from LA.

Some things:

Oh god. That poor man can’t ever wear a sweater.

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

Unconventional Punctuation Stuffed Inside Of A Pun Stuffed Inside Of An Allusion: This Headline Is A Massive Turd(ucken Of Wordplay)

This is well covered, but I just can’t get over how intent the NFL is on eliminating certain specific dangerous plays in a game that is fundamentally just large fast men crashing into each other at full speed, but the minute somebody says “uh, maybe you shouldn’t make them play on three days rest”, they’re like “woah,…

You can’t really dress up as an Indian or cowboy anymore, and recently a lot of the public has turned on the police. There just aren’t a lot of good options left.

Credentialed! Well, that clears Deadspin.

Reading a lot of vicious comments here, and honestly, I absolutely get it. I just still feel sad about the whole thing. His culpability is clear. He is responsible for this crash and the deaths of his friends. But he’s still dead, and a little girl has to grow up without a dad, and three families have to deal with the…

I hear they are leaning the opposite way and looking at Steve Alchevy.

Can’t we be sad about a fun, great player dying so young, while also acknowledging the extremely shitty mistake he made? Or is everything binary?

That text message string just fucking breaks my heart. All over again. Goddamn.