+1000. “Adulting” is the stupidest word to come out of SM/Buzzfeed culture. Who’d have guessed keeping one’s self employed and fed would be brag-worthy?

This comment took so many delightfully bizarre turns, I cannot stop reading it.

omg this is such a terrible idea, if you’re looking for more than just the sexxx

I’ve only recently had some trouble with insomnia, and I’ve started playing a version of a kids’ car game to fall asleep.

...I love how everyone is supposed to know the history of every commenter on this site 🙄

I LOVE this stupid show. I’ve started saying “chi chis up” I love it so much.

I am training my replacement at work.

No Ouija stories, but I am here for the Chicago Catholic nostalgia. 

Hooboy, this is a lot of words. Idk swimwear is swimwear? I get wanting to look good at the beach (especially at the RIPE OLD AGE of 26), but this essay is assigning a lot to a little swimsuit. It just wants to get wet and not allow too much sand into your butt crack, why you gotta put so much slutty and adventurously…

I said the same thing, and by god my kid went to Japan and Argentina before she was in kindergarten and she loved it. But the Mouse will come for you, like he comes for all of us. (We just got back from Disney World, and yes, it’s as horrific as you’re imagining. But our kids had the best time.)

Ponies are evil and absolutely hold grudges. We had a little Shetland when I was a kid, and he was such an asshole. He threw me oh-so-many times, stepped on me (on purpose, definitely), cow kicked me when I’d brush him, etc etc, but even so I loved him to death. And in a way, ya gotta respect the pony personality!…

The more I look at the picture, the more I think you’re right. Maybe I’m just jealous that she can look like that at forty-freaking-eight years old. I mean even if she is filled and plumped and Botoxed to hell and back, good for her. HOW IS SHE FORTY-FREAKING-EIGHT?

I can see that!

Like, whatever, she can do what she wants to her face. But she looks like a totally different person.

OK but speaking of faces, what has Gwen Stefani done to hers?!

If she’s on levetiracetam, adding a B6 vitamin can do amazing things. A colleague of mine started taking Keppra recently and hated it — moodiness, headache, extreme drowsiness. He added a B6 vitamin every day, and bounced right back. And it’s just a vitamin, can’t do too much damage!

Breastfeeding sucks. It just does. It’s good for baby, but your life is destroyed — esp when also working. My only advice (mom to a 5year old and 2month old) is to not stress. Breastfeeding is best of course, and do it for as long as you can! But if you supplement or even switch over to formula completely, your baby…

I tip taxi drivers. But Chicago medallions are (slightly) easier to get and markedly less profitable than a license for corporate sky lawwww.