I don’t care how rich I am, it would never occur to me to tip A PILOT.

Seriously! Divorce.. fraud.. a vague “man in charge” of name changes. Either husband is not being honest, or he’s beyond terrible at explaining that he wants a simple name change.

What?! No. No. Why are multiple people telling you to get divorced?! Why are you consulting two separate divorce attorneys?!

Yeah same. It’s not showing any events in my tiny hamlet of Chicago, but the search returns 3 separate events in Milwaukee. I guess Chicago and Milwaukee are close to one another... from *space*.

This. Beyond this ongoing story about their daughter, this person has a separate incest story, and they mention molestation and kiddie p in a lot of their past comments on articles that... don’t need comments about molestation and kiddie p.

Oh lawd yes, the wedding boards. I think those are the breeding grounds (heh) for mommy blogs.

Oh god mommy blogs + comments and let’s mention Baby Center message boards are the absolute best when you’re pregnant or have a newborn. Or, hell, if you have older kids, don’t have kids, have pets, came from a Kimmy Schmidt bunker, etc etc. Mommy bloggers and their commenters argue over EVERYTHING, so I feel like a…

Also sleeping 8p-1a then 3:30a-5a is pretty normal for breastfed babies. It SUCKS but kids are hungry, unrepentant assholes.

Yep. My husband is a doll, and he is probably more cognizant and respectful of the household equality problem than a lot of men. But I still have to resist the urge to thank him for getting the kid ready for school or walking the dog. It helps to remember that he never thanks me (nor should he).

I didn’t even read the article. Straight to AppStore.

If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain!

I <3 the chorus, but the verses sound like cheap Kendrick Lamar

$8400/year for daycare from 4mos to 3yo, and now $20k for preschool (and I pack her lunch). Who knew finger paints were so expensive.