Are we really expected to believe this guys doesn't have a gym and a pool at his house? 

I’m not sure you understand the point of staying the fuck home.

I’m going out for groceries, occasionally food, and nothing else. 

Only if it’s a straight 8.

Hey, hey, let’s all just calm down here. I can’t buy weird-ass Chinese EVs without ads.

Okay.

You’d think this type of stuff would kill off Young Earth Creationism and suchlike, but you’d be wrong to underestimate the persistent nature of intentional ignorance.

I’m here about the GMC Sierra for sale.

“Stick to pantyliners” -Spanfeller

Please, join us old farts in endlessly trolling the comment section. They might even make you an Oppo mod!

Using this as an excuse to post a pic of my favorite mule ever don’t mind me. It's a Jaguar XJ220 powertrain mule.

I damn near spit my old fashioned out my nose as I got this error when clicking on the notification for your comment:

I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.

I’m convinced it’s all money laundering and pump and dump inflation designed to make the rich richer. 

i feel better knowing someone else saw the jacked up buttcheek implants first.

Poor, poor Stantler...

Of course it's for the clicks. His literal job is to tell stories on the internet. So if he just wrote "I bought a car, put it on a trailer, towed it home, and nothing eventful happened," nobody would read it. 

At night.