Probably not.

Shoot ‘em first.

Of the week?

Woah, woah, woah, we can’t pull it out of their budget!

Nah, that’s midnight poutine.

Love to have one so much that you’re, dare I say, pining for one?

You know, I even read that comment, but for the life of me all my mind would read was:

You’ve never been to a WalMart in the south, have you?

I think the last election gave us irrefutable proof that there’s a lot of stupid in this country.

As of yet, I don’t think that it is having an impact on law enforcement agencies, but you can’t deny that it’s been an effective protest method (people are sure as shit talking about it, thus attention is being raised).

“With liberty, and justice, for all (unless you’re black).”

Given the circumstances, he’s probably more apt to name the dog “Honda”.

Came here to be the same pedant :)

Or President.

“Confederate jizzgoblin” made me wish I could give two stars.

The US keeps about 25,000 service members stationed in South Korea, across all four branches (I think). They’re currently practicing (just announced/started yesterday) drills of non-combatant evacuation from South Korea.

Fuck that cop and everything he stands for. It takes a big man to sling a couple teenage girls around by their hair, but as soon as the administrator steps in, piggy yanks out a can of mace (at least I think that’s what he’s doing around the one minute mark). Is he gonna go for the “I felt threatened and feared for…

Well he’s gonna have to count on the running game, and quick releases to Brandon Marshall, Odell Beckham Jr, Sterling Shepard, and Dwayne Harris.

Flour or not, nothing about that asshole is refined.