When you’re already one foot out the door at work, it calls for drastic measures.

Same way the Duke boys got in the General.

Christ on a crutch, did he buy stock in Greek banks a few years back as well?

We give them Texas back.

#COTD (Is there a comment of the year? I nominate for that, too).

Spanish. The correct answer is Spanish. And somehow work “Shalom” into it.

The same guy that thanks you for your time after advising you that he wants it to be on record that he’s “after you”, it seems.

Name checks out.

Propagandhi. Well done, sir.

Dear God that graphic, I stand corrected.

Configuring a Chevette to run on manure, and rebadging it (or just officially titling it as everyone referred to it in the first place) the Shitvette?

You’d have to, it sure as fuck isn’t flying anywhere.

Oh how I love irony.

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Huh. Would’ve guessed that’s the number of pedestrian victims the car had claimed...

Star for the Austen reference, would give two for user name if I could. RIP Bill.

Can confirm: Born and raised in New England, crossed the Mason Dixon line low-teens. Was quite confused when school teacher advised class to “put books and notes up before test”, as well as the loss of pluralization of “cents” (“That’ll be seventy-five cent, sugar”).

Completely unrelated, but I miss Coach Walsh. Star for Black Bear hockey. Go blue!

There’s an early 90s Olds Delta rolling around my town with “Tri But Sex” on a deck lid, cobbled together from a Mazda Tribute and some SX trim vehicle.