Hi, I’m Tom Gentildouche with Nike.

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

Recall as well the comments of Bill Hicks regarding flaghumpers:

“MAH DADDY DIED FOR THAT FLAG”
“Really?  I bought mine.”

it is good to see you believe that the article about The Brooklyn DSA Chapter, a thing that definitely exists, is real, and you should feel dismissive of, is not without merit.

Yeah that burn on Cowherd was almost as inspiring as Mayfield’s shotgunning. Whatever sharp twenty-something running their social media account is earning their keep.

Whoever runs that account knows his shit. Straight homicide.

“Hi, I’d like to report a murder.

If we follow Inslee's plan, we can make sure his hotness doesn't increase by 1 degree Celsius by 2030.

So starting trade wars (costing BILLIONS), throwing kids in cages as a deterrent to illegal immigration (costing actual human lives), pulling out of unilateral agreements with our allies on a whim (causing regional instability), sending troops to the border as a stunt during the midterms (Millions more, burned away…

Was Claire McCaskill there as a paid representative of the insurance lobby, a commentator, or both?  All she did was shill for big insurance during her appearance.

But the folks who dodged the draft were right to do so.  Nothing bugs me more than treating military service like some sort of great calling as opposed to it being a shit job mostly done by people with no other options but to be cannon fodder for forever wars.  I wish Pete had read and absorbed more of his dad’s work,…

a fraudulent candidate that isn’t an actual Democrat.

Oh, you know, decades of concession (oh, I’m sorry, “compromise”, as long as that compromise means always bending in the direction of Republicans’ will) that has directly contributed to mass incarceration, the erosion of abortion rights that are now on death’s door, and the acceleration of climate change that has,…

The rapid hatred posters have on this site for Libby is weird.

LMAO Bernie used his enormous donor base to raise money for all members of The Squad and you’re holding that against him LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Dinging Kamala for flip-flopping in the same article where you say Joe Biden’s opinions on race in the 70s (and the 80s and the 90s and most of the 2000s for that matter) shouldn’t impact what he says and does today is an interesting approach.

Gotta love starting my morning off with a good laugh.  +1

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