Is this better than "The Family Stone"?

"Comparing" two different positions is a stupid graphic title.

Drew at least it... AND THE PUNT IS BLOCKED!

Maybe I'm mistaken, but I believe everything is ball bearings now.

Bout damn time we can get back to talking about how bad the Giants suck...

"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up."

@SI_PeterKing:

However, for the tenth year in a row, the most common thing a fantasy football owner is called is "dangerously overweight".

you were once a legend, one of the best of all time, but you'll always be remembered for injecting a bunch of poison into yourself.

He respects anyone whose head keeps changing shape well into adulthood.

BRING BACK NAZI SHARK!!

The only less relevant thing Peter King could have offered would be "Joan Rivers not a ceiling fan."

You know what Phil Simms saying bothers me the most? Everybody named "Williams" he pronounces, "WEE-yums." It's annoying as hell. Hey Jeem look at Ricky WEEyums run.

The plaque on the statue reads:

REDRUM

"It was cheat day"

The whole khaki situation has to be deemed as borderline domestic violence. There's no way his wife doesn't feel mentally abused every time she tries to throw them away and he comes back from Wal-Mart with 3 more pairs.

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

The biggest reason I hate the Jets is because the media thinks that America finds Rex Ryan as interesting as they do. You'll hear some ignorant tease on ESPN like "YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT REX RYAN SAID TODAY!" Well, you know what? Outside of the metropolitan New York area, none of us really give a shit about what…

Is this the offensive line?

Upon meeting her in the parking lot, completely shit-faced (with spittle from an earlier vomit on her shirt), this girl was standing up and incoherently blabbering about needing to really go pee. Well, she did. She pissed herself right down her legs and out from under her skirt. Soon after she finished, she looked…