more like Cold Tuna...amirite?

NFL Owners Meetings:

until they pull a hulu plus and still stick ads in despite you paying them because money.

That's only in October.

new englannnd...clammmmm....chowderrrrrr....

It's a magic magnetic element braid that gives them super powers. I don't know the technical term.

Did you need to go any further than this?

Spurs Player: Oh. My. God. Becky, look at his butt. It is so big.

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

Whatever it is, it no doubt pairs nicely with an Allagash White.

Am I next!!?

A very confused Bengals front office immediately offered him a five-year, $100 million contract.

It's times like these I'm reminded of one of my dad's favorite expressions, "To each his own. Of course it's worth noting that in my dad's regional dialect, "To each" means "dropkick to the stupid face of" and "his own" means "Peter King, that great American shit-sack."

From the photo, it appears that coach Whisenhunt is prepared to call Brett Favre if the need arises.

Pence Hunter is Britain's worst comic-book villain.

Peter King is to maturity what this guy is to fashion:

Can't tell if that's Lando or Keith Hernandez.

No pants on him either.

BIRDEMIC.

These stats don't measure heart, playing the game the right way, determination, leadership, and grit, do they?