This is a refreshing change of pace from Dwyane Wade's "WH3R3 4R3 MY KN335" shirt.

"The group is a pretty average group of guys. 12 of us in total ranging from probably 25 years old to 55 years old."

Austin Collie used to give similar interviews to the beat writers in Indianapolis, except his stock answer was, "Who am I? Why are you asking me these questions?"

Any threatened move to the Alamodome is clearly a bluff. Everyone knows that Mark Davis prefers a bowl.

FedEx Field doesn't give two f's.

Shit, I'd dance too if someone made a song about my forehead.

The House That Bluth Built.

More like Troy TOOLowiktzki, amirite?

This was another shortstop paying his respects — but getting the lay of the land at the same time.

Update: Kosar now says that his original picture was "misconstrued." He's tweeted the following clarification:

Wow, I thought he only saw the world that way on the football field.

"I'll never feel clean again." - Pigpen

It can't get any dumber than this, right?

Janay Rice prefers the purple because it goes with everything.

It starts pink, then turns a weird shade of purple, then green and, finally, black.

I listened to Cowherd for 5 years before realizing I had hated him all along.

Isnt Cowherd on ESPN radio? I'd let Mike and Mike double penetrate me before I'd listen to Cowherd.

can we get a group discount?

Damn, y'all are way late to the game. Love died when these two split:

This has got to be the same guy who eats his own cum.