"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

Not pictured: Ken Rosenthal as C-3PO

Just to remain consistent, that's "Sydni," with one i.

This was like the Karate Kid. I liked it better the first time when the Italian did it.

There wasn't a dry eye in the house, except, you know, one of his.

a tube filled with posters

Sanders promised to tackle the issues head on, but I think we know how that will turn out.

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

Im making over $1.2M a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make in street clothes so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do,

Why is Berman in the front row, when he should be in the booth?

My dad recently died of lymphoma so this really hits home. If putting Chris Berman on TV will cure cancer once and for all, then I'm all for doing the right thing and not putting Chris Berman on TV.

But you're not as confused as him are you. I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel.

Spotify's "Popular" list for Metallica:

Can I raise a practical question at this point?

Judging from the photo, if the problem was everyone yelling at each other, it didn't help them that they now staff Penn Jillette

Well, I wouldn't really term Texas Chain saw Massacre "blood-soaked", but due mainly to its notorious title, people always just assume it is and/or talk like it is, when it really isn't at all. In fact, it's probably the least bloody film on this list, ironically.