"Why is ESPN Letting Darren Rovell Turn.....In.....Articles?"

Agreed re: Sage. Any ANYTHING is better than Wilbon patronizing the audience and referring to Magic as Earvin the entire time just to make sure everyone knows they know each other while they sit at the same table talking into the same cameras.

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

Thought this was an ad for Cialis.

But, as we know from Mallrats, they would no longer be able to procreate, as orgasms would be destructive, supersonic blasts of energy.

Im sorry, but I DO NOT AGREE WHATSOEVER that should be shown to where innocent eyes can see!!! Boycotting Nats games til this is off .... My brothers are 7 and 11 and saw that!!! #SICKENING

Ok ok ok, so: imagine for a second the guy in the suit is Rick Moranis. I know, strange request, but just do it. Got it? Great. Awesome. Hold that thought.

Yes, this was a bad interview, but sometimes you have to let it slide in light of other positives.

I'd hate to break it to Lamar that he plays for the Raiders.

The good Southern boy is just living up to the name of his illustrious Great Great Great Grandfather.

Pictured: Car wreck, Donte Stallworth.

Trying to use them all. Running out of ideas.