After I posted it, I realized I got it wrong, it's actually

Because a large percentage of their fan base are mindless lemmings who want to hear Enter Sandman, Sad But True, and Nothing Else Matters at every show?

NO WE"RE NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING STONEHENGE!

I thought all middle aged men were required by law to wear these:

What about the fingerbang scene?

Is that any good? It's on Netflix and wondering if it was worth a shot.

TCM is my favorite horror movie - I've seen it probably 15 - 20 times. There's no way I could watch it with the lights off, and I'm 43 years old. This is the only movie that does that to me. It's almost like watching a snuff film.

I'm a huge horror fan, and no movie's gore has made me squirm and look away like The Ruins. The vines going through the skin - eek.

The opinion matches the picture so perfectly.

Did he try this one weird trick?

I didn't mind Moreno, he was good. But Palomo was a horrible play-by-play man.

I had San Jose Earthquakes season tickets from 1996 - 2005, 2008. I'm a lifelong West Brom supporter (originally from England), but hadn't been to a match since 1993. In 2009, I attended a match and I couldn't believe how much faster the game was than the MLS. When I went to my first Quakes match the next season, I…

No, send it to him:

Grandpa, is that you?

Looks like he could be Bill Simmons' Dad

I'd say she's more Chris Farley than Kevin James simply because she's likeable. I'm not going to say you're wrong for thinking she's not funny (I do find her funny) because that's your opinion, but Kevin James is a fucking asshat.

He'll probably pick one of her lesser known roles in an attempt to look cooler, and do Family Ties instead.

Counterpoint - one of the best Soundgarden songs ever and the sax solo at the end of this song is awesome.