Clayton: " FUCKIN' SLAYERRRRRRRR!!!

As a Flames fan I didn't want to see him go, but I agree with you - 5 years is too long. $5 mil per year isn't too bad though.

Jean Ralphio is much more tolerable in GIF form

Do you know who else likes Twitter? This guy:

He's too occupied with getting Paula Patton back to concentrate on football.

"How could he do this now? Our new buliding isn't complete." - ESPN

Or they fucking look they should be in fucking Creed. (That's Florida Georgia Line)

I watched Temple of Doom a few weeks ago for the first time since seeing it in the theater. Fucking awful. Not only is it not a good movie, the thing that makes it even worse is that Indy's 2 sidekicks are ANNOYING.

Now we know Bill Simmons' screen name here

Now we know where Sue from the first season of Survivor ended up - as as usher at Dodger Stadium

Nice use of a logo the Giants haven't had in over 20 years. Nice spelling of San Francisco too.

Someone overindulged at the Brazilian steakhouse buffet

I don't think it took him that long, look at the first sentence:

"In four months, I'm gonna be working at a car wash, a likki boom boom down"

Just an excuse to show the funniest clip of all time...

When this pic came out, I said that's the most punchable face i've ever seen. Still is.

These must be England's