It would only be dangerous following it at night if it was applied to a Toyota or Mazda CUV, because around me their owners never turn their lights on and run DRLs only.

Isn’t that what’s become of Jalopnik?

I remember when Jalopnik used to enjoy and encourage car culture 

I remember when you guys used to give real, plausible suggestions, seems like now this topic has devolved into some weird jalopnik contest to see which writer can pat themselves on the back for giving the most obscure response. 

The Fast & The Furyan

I forget, how long did Colin Kaepernick have to wait before he got his NFL job back?

Fuck him. Charge the guy with damaging private property but then Smith with felony battery.

That’s how a logarithmic scale works.

“They don’t even have to die...”

Wait wait. So, someone makes something neat out of metal using cutting edge technology and you guys get snarky and sarcastic quite obviously making fun of it.   FCA molds in shitty fake rocks in plastic or imprints stupid headlights on the windshield or prints a red jeep on a wheel and you guys cream your pants?

I can actually see him as an enthusiastic zipper collector.

If I ever win that kind of money I'm commissioning a wood paneled Longtail just to piss of Jalopsters. 

It’s cool in a more subtle way, thus it never really gets old.

Stopped is Italian for zero.

I’d also add that the other “fake record” you are talking about was in a CUSTOMER car. Not just a production car, but one that was already bought and taken delivery of.

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

I agree.  But plant farming can be done wrong also.  Just look at sugar farms and the affects on the Everglades.

...take 2 Dolphin Games and call me in the morning.

Just a guess, but I don’t think they got the camera shot timing right.  They were wide on the full panel when they should’ve had a close-up on Woody and Kenan.