Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

I interpret that as more “say whatever you want about politics around the event, just do it AFTER you praise the guys who actually died in the attack” more than “CONNECT THIS TO CLINTON!!!”.

Last time a Tiger jumped on a pile of bodies it got a 7 iron upside the head.

That’s his military dress uniform for the war on Christmas.

That works out really well, because the only people that want this option seem to be spec’ing them on CLA’s and base C classes anyway. 

He just can’t seem to stay out of Troubles.

My old BRZ could’ve used a nose lift system.

They havent widened shit! Look at the gif- if your ass doesn’t fit in the middle seat, its not because of the width of the pad, its because you don’t fit between the armrests. The armrests don’t widen in that image.

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all…

More meaningful to me than 0-60 or lateral g’s or stopping distances.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Sold out now? So in the original episodes when he randomly started talking about a Acura for 30 seconds, that was just because he really like them?

my LED super headlights aren’t daylight

You clicked the story, friend 

I’m in favor of red light cameras. Running a red light is fucking dangerous.

If the camera catches you in the intersection on a red light, you are in the act of committing the offense.  When a traffic cop chalks your car, you are legally parked.

In an era polarized between some drivers charging millions and others paying millions for a ride, its refreshing to see someone offering 25¢ rides. 

The 10 feet over the rim thing is meaningless. Durant was holding him, and there is no “uncatchable” rule in basketball.

All 372 of the 250 produced showed up to the 100th anniversary of the 911.