Nothing beats complete loathing which results in hilarious recaps for the show you're reviewing quite like Heisler's run with 'Entourage.'

The Eventual Leak
"When they haul off some guy from the financial division at episode's end, we're not told just what about him perked the FBI's interest."

Tell Me You Love Me still has a graphic sex scene you never wanted to see waiting for you.

Hold on, buddy. He was just a rent-a-cop on 'Yes, Dear'. That man can show some range.

First 45 Minutes = Classic Rescue Me Semi-Goodness
Then Showkiller Sheila gets her time to shine with Tommy and the episode goes back to below mediocrity.

Contributions are for Asssholes
So thinks Joey. Need more of this guy. "I would get [Trudy] so pregnant," just about killed me.

Cocaine Use by Vinny
Took the creator seven years to show casual drug use beyond the toking of a few bongs and they go the cliched route of Vince snorting rails in front of everyone in an age where camera phones are everywhere? Seemed odd.

Phone call would have been more sufficient
But I'll take a hot chick in glasses dressing down her boss any day of the work hour.

SNOOKIE ATTACK
When she jumps, I had a Jack Shepherd/Man in Black fight to the epic death flashback that almost makes wasting 11 minutes on the epilogue less retarded in hindsight.

Sasha Grey rocks the 70s bush
Would be more surprising if I wasn't a degenerate and had seen that sort of downstairs business before from her.

$25 for all the way?
Such simpler times those 1960s were.

No one wants to be associated with 'The Informers.' Brad Renfro would agree.

Sasha Grey is Smart, Yalll
Expounding upon your pursuits to be smarter than your profession's general stereotype is no more narcissistic than getting paid to fuck. Show not tell, ma' am.

Tequila? Seriously?
All of this espionage to get Aquaman to shill some third generation knockoff mexican hooch? Lazy, Doug Ellin. A donkey show league would have been more interesting.

Not even Walken's sort of reversal to the dark side towards the end can't redeem the near 100 minutes of sheer pain you must endure from seeing a fat Sandler run around trying to correct his mistakes.

"undeniable rock 'n' roll bedlam"
Mr. PR man, Creed and Daughtry do not fit the bill you are trying to fabricate to the masses of weekend warriors and over the hill lot lizards.

Turtle & Hero Chick's Mexico Trip Itinerary
Two words —- donkey show

Whoopi Goldberg, Celebrity PR
For when you need trouble differentiating between good old fashioned bigotry and just some slightly racist banter amongst your baby mama.

That van is looking…
pedophilish with a certain amount of charm

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