Never write anything as ridiculous as that first paragraph again, Todd. So much better than that. Cultural zeitgeist is to be absorbed not dictated. I did just fine the next day not having to pore over BIG TV RECAP on how much jizz was on Adam's date.

Exactly. It's the first scene of the first episode. Clearly states that Underwood has no patience for cobbling together a life for a severely weakened being when death is such an easier out for the pain.

Classic Wendy and Aspen dicking around…

I know the genre bashing is dead but I wished they would have still went with Ed Hardy Boyz instead of Ghost Bouncers.

I think the juxtaposition of how mid-twenties frat boys, barely cognizant of also being unable to mourn properly the death of a coworker, treat a problem as supposed to a group of forty year old men is a very loose argument to make. I won't argue that the cliche ending of the bodybuilders going to Vermont to start a…

I think the juxtaposition of how mid-twenties frat boys, barely cognizant of also being unable to mourn properly the death of a coworker, treat a problem as supposed to a group of forty year old men is a very loose argument to make. I won't argue that the cliche ending of the bodybuilders going to Vermont to start a…

Got it backwards, Todd.  Bacon is the grizzled FBI agent and Purefoy is the the charismatic serial killer. Can't give the dapper European man the boring American cop role.

I'm sure their paychecks make up for having to slum it to a job where they speak into a microphone for 2 hours a week.

Ignored 'Knight Fight' the first time
When the law was being visually raped by James Woods on 'Shark'.

Kenny Powers wipes his ass with fucking suits like Brent.

She's celibate but her vagina is available for ad space for the right price.

Corporate Sponsored Nudity
How are they going to work the Land O'Lakes butter into the show?

The Ed Hardy Vest
2010's preppy rapist suit of armor.

AD Block can be your friend if you want it to be.

The Heist
"The duo's timing is a little off—they alert the cops by accident, and they notice that they're being watched by a black SUV—but they do complete the job, emerging with an envelope full of bearer bonds and a key."

Kenny's Greatest Line
Looks like your wife is serving seared tittay over there.

GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD
Affleck can direct stories set in and around Boston? Who knewffleck?

The world is your office, guys, if you're a trash collector.

Documenting C.K.'s lack of humor
via the table drawing by Todd Barry was one of the funnier sight gags of the season.

Jackie's Hair
Faux mullet? Better than her Bowie impersonation but still a mop only Kathryn Morris' Cold Case detective could love.