Franco pulling a Kirk Lazarus as Kato?
This is the sequel to Pineapple Express, right?

Great in small doses but anything over 10 minutes will garner infinite amount of diminishing returns. Must be the same for Katie Holmes when she has sex with Les alter ego.

Melora Hardin did know to run away from this dreck
Because it's actually former Daily Show correspondent Beth Littleford straddled with the role of High School Diggler's mom.

Bourne and His Lady Friend
Coolest death of a loved one of a "rogue" CIA agent in the history of the agency?

Gavin McInnis
The quintessential asshole of this navel gazing generation. He'd somehow spin the fact that you bought his book/ode to ironic idiocy as a sign that you've gone towards the light shone by "The Man."

*weeps*
Money well not spent on a point in music that should be forgotten with every fiber of our mental beings.

Car chase music set to cliched 80s rock
"It also helps that he's brought over Burn Notice's sense of doing very fun action sequences on the cheap to this show, as there's a car chase near the end - scored to AC/DC's "Thunderstruck," a song I never thought I'd see used well in a movie or TV show again "

Continuity based upon biblical ownage is for losers.

Anne 'The Ex-Nun"
Soiling her loins one jump out of a plane at a time.

Also may have seen me in the remake of 'According to Jim' called 'Rodney'… no? You didn't? Good.

Missed tonight's 'Mystery Team' screening @ Nuart Theatre
Damn you St. Patrick for my drunken mess of a state I've been in today.

No Clip of the Greatest Performance With a Spread Eagle Guitar
For shame…

First time viewing fueled with alcohol —- boring.

**SPOILERS FROM THE SCRIPT**

Red Foot the Fence in Usual Suspects? Jeff the corrupt cop who fucks up his own shooting in Training Day (just featured in Scenic Routes last week)?

Hands down one of the best documentaries ever made. The ferocious vitriol slung around between the hard working coal miners wanting protection and the union head smasher driving his scabs to make the day's coal is just fascinating even if you no clue what coal mining actually consists of.

There is just no drama to the games in this era. During that brief run of Pacers/Knicks or the even more heated Heat/Knicks, you knew that as soon as these guys took the court there wasn't going to be much pregame high-fiving and daps for your opponents. Sure defensive slugfests broke out and scoring was at a…

Sure the Pippen "sit the fuck down" to Spike was not intended to be a polite gesture to vacate the court.

Starburns
Those burns can't get his son laid but they sure make his old man a lady killer.