Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

Aide: “Thank god he didn’t call him Tim Gay.”

Trump: “My building says Trump, his says Apple.”

Counterpoint: there are some sweet golf simulators now.

Oh yeah. That’s the good shit. Mainline that straight into my fucking heart.

I did some math.

“They didn’t believe in you! No one thought you would do it and you proved ALL the haters wrong. He’s too big. He’s too old. His time is up and he’ll never reach as high as he did earlier in his career. And yet, here you are, once again, lighting up the sky. Congrats, big man.”
-Tom Brady, every morning to the sun

So are we just going to repeat this stupid comment on every post now?

I mean a person who is utterly incapable of explaining how her solutions would actually work or be financed.

Jesus christ. I’m a white guy. Another white guy family member tried giving me the whole “democrats framed a good man” diatribe last week and I just shut that shit down immediately.

At a college football game last year, surrounded by mostly other white people, this chubby vanilla maga hat type sitting next to me…

You’re right. I’m sure he did that Nike campaign gratis.
(And by the way, don’t worry: You don’t sound racist at all.)

You decide:

Don’t wear a Halloween costume that doesn’t reflect your culture or heritage.

1) Yesterday was not a trial. It was a job interview for one of the most exclusive and prestigious jobs in America. The burden of proof is only and entirely on the applicant to demonstrate he’s the absolute best person for the job. “Innocent until proven guilty” doesn’t apply. You don’t know what the fuck you’re…

I’m the same. Stereo front-spacing speakers are a luxury for me, because I’m not using my Pixel XL’s audio all that often and when I do, the bottom-facing speakers do just fine.

My 2XL has front facing speakers at the top and bottom, giving you actual stereo sound. All phones should have this. I’d much rather have a tiny bezel than mono sound.

Yes, that particular color scheme that you will place a thick black case over is very ugly.

Reality check:

Right there with you! Maybe that dentist that killed that old lion or heck even the Trump sons could be potential victims, the animals are uniting and they will be attacking and striking back. This time it’s personal.