Hell with that. I’d go back and cause him to not be born.

You know, his antics and general, pure ridiculous levels of ineptitude, grace or intelligence would be entertaining or humorous normally...except for the fact that a) he’s the president of our country somehow, and the b) there are people that not only actually LIKE him, but that also agree with and truly believe what…

I get what you’re saying, but you’re also coming off as a jackass.

Don’t be a dickhead. You know exactly what I’m saying.

Okay, first off...I completely disagree with your shit about how the FBI and whatnot can’t promote remembrance. That shit happened long ago, and while that doesn’t excuse what happened to Dr. King, or anyone else in that same situation, those people aren’t the same people that are there today, and acting like it’s…

I can’t really seem to understand how any additional video footage changes what happened here. Look at the kid’s face alone; that’s the look of someone taunting and acting like a “cool” guy.

Why people don’t like Romo is beyond me. He’s hands down my favorite person to listen to when watching games.

I feel absolutely zero sympathy for Incognito. Fuck that guy. I hope he legit feared for his safety after all of the crap he put other people through. Fat POS.

Whichever ad agency is behind these ridiculous “real people” ads needs to lose their contract. They are some of the worst campaigns in recent times. Please...go...away.

I thought that exact same thing.

Oh...oh my. This is glorious.

So, we have Maroon 5, who is basically last season’s Imagine Dragons (read: shitty music that your suburban, middle-aged mom listens to). Big Boi who hasn’t put out good music since the old Outkast days. And Travis Scott who hasn’t put out good music...ever.

Hey, so you know that the only reason the Bears were even IN that game that long was because of his kicking, right? Just making sure.

Dear ESPN: Please get rid of Stephen Smith (I refuse to put his middle initial because that’s stupid, and he’s a pile of crap). 

Wasn’t Travis Scott confirmed as also performing now? So, at least there’s that. We now have not one, but TWO shitty artists performing! Yay, Superbowl! You’re fucking awful!

When he’s constantly under massive pressure because the OL sucks massive butt, I don’t think you can FULLY blame him.

Can you maybe update the headline on this one? Super misleading. It’s a great story, but I was really hoping this was some person working in billing that just erased debts.

You named your child Abcde. You deserve to get mocked. I hope that child changes that name as soon as she’s able. Poor kid.

This is actually a really cool idea. They really should.

I mean, to be fair, literally EVERY coverage he’s had on televised broadcasts this season alone has focused on how he’s an “underdog” and all of the stuff that this article apparently talks about.