Hey Patrick, honest question first: were you provided a sample for review (or is this a paid advertisement?), or are you genuinely just letting us know about it? It seems like a really cool idea, and I’d love to actually hear what your opinions are of it, rather than just the specs and features. Care to elaborate?

Minnesotan here checking in. No, this is not a thing. This style of pizza is bar style, and it’s in other places, such as Wisconsin. This is simply a marketing ploy.

The only, single, redeeming thing about Andy Benoit’s fucktwat writing is the Magary takes on it after it goes live.

God damn, this whole family is a fucking joke. Please, please, please can someone that plays against them just destroy them? Maybe shave the rest of their eyebrows off?

Where’s the video so that we can hear that exhaust and engine note that you’re talking about?!

One can only hope that they take his cocky ass, and then have the exact same thing happen that happened with Manziel. Fuck, Baker. Guy’s a POS.

I do believe, wholeheartedly, that you are wrong on this one. The snark and sarcasm and lighter side of the social media marketing of companies is actually attracting people, and people tend to enjoy and are drawn to it these days. It also makes the marketing feel more personable, instead of some random, non-engaging…

Good for her. +1, Vonn. +1.

This whole administration is a fucking joke, and I sincerely wish the absolute worst the world has to offer for each and every one of them. Fuck them all. Hopefully, the next time some crazy person does something terroristic, these people are victims.

Oh, jesus. It’s a fucking song. Who cares. I’ve never felt enraged, or even batted an eye, when someone that isn’t black sings along to a song and says the word. It isn’t malicious. It isn’t racist. It’s a song. Get over it and quit trying to find things to be offended over.

I still have no idea what thel hell that program is about. It’s awful. Also, he looks creepy AF.

Well, he’s probably going to tweet something along the lines of “Should’ve never let them in the country from Turkey” because he’s so fucking stupid that he probably thinks that turkeys come from Turkey.

At what point does Trump’s fat-riddled piece of shit heart finally give out and give us all a reprieve from ever having to acknowledge this giant, lard-y, piece of fuck even lived? Can Christmas please come early?

I mean, to be fair, he’s not wrong...

As someone that lives here and has to listen to people drag on about the Vikings at nauseating lengths, I’m going to say what I say to them. Bridgewater is fine, sure. He was good in college, sure. But he isn’t the second coming of fucking Jesus. He’s not great. He’s not going to be “our” savior. Chances are, he’s…

Serious question: what is it with video game players that are so god damn intense like this? It’s a game. Why on earth are you so personally affected by something that has to do with it that you feel it necessary to provide death threats regarding it? I just simply don’t get it. It’s a damn game.

Can you clarify this whole “twenty pumps, ho!” thing? I’ve never heard of this, and I’m quite curious what it is.

Hardly think that’s racist. She’s referring to the fabled “Latin Lover” trope. It’s not racist; it’s that there’s perceived notion of Latin men make great lovers.

Thank you for this reply. I couldn’t help but think the exact same thing. What a self-righteous bullshit piece of an article.

Plus one for the asterisk point there.