Being a Galant successor, it would look more realistic with a missing rear bumper, a cavernous dent in one of the rear doors that prevents it from opening, rims crinkle-cut from being driven 100 miles against a curb, and at least one trash bag window.

that joke was bad and you should feel bad.

Kimi seemed unaffected by the gas.

Ugh. News about games on my games news site. So gauche.

“The Lexus hoverboard requires you fill it with liquid nitrogen every 10 minutes or so, and only works if your local skate park has several hundred thousand dollars worth of magnets built into its surface.”

Yes, I think you missed this line in the text: “The Lexus hoverboard requires you fill it with liquid nitrogen every 10 minutes or so, and only works if your local skate park has several hundred thousand dollars worth of magnets built into its surface.”

So a guy buys a high mileage sports car, performs some repairs, and wants a hybrid economy car instead. Slow news day, guys?

Keep an eye out for Petrany’s follow up article: How To Overthrow Your Stupid Government

200,000 vehicles/year is a low production vehicle? Relative to what, the F150?

Doug is the pantless voice in our heads.

It’s actually a 2010 GT-R, based on what he told the dealer.

THANKS OBAMURO!

Just yesterday, I was at the corner store buying my standard migraine hangover cure: giant ass Coke Zero and some salt-and-vinegar potato chips. I had messed up hair, sunglasses deployed, ratty-ass clothes, and Kid Electron in tow, because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles…

I’m not the Lord, but thanks for the compliment.

no one cares about Europe.