You know what? Forget the ship.

Man, Lexus just keeps getting sexier and sexier.

"Why you no love me?"

I figure it has something to do with it looking like a giant Banana.

Man, before reading past the title, I had to wonder for a moment, what the hell is going on in South Dakota?

"When is this moronic "Everyone who has more money than me is a douchebag" sentiment going to die."

I think you hit your limit on that meme.

Well if they were old during the Apollo landings, I can't imagine time has really been on their side.

This isn't want. This is need. Need levels are over 9000.

Was also being totally sarcastic.

A fighter jet.

Who they bought it from is not really the point. The point is that they bought a lot of their tech from other companies, as opposed to stealing it. Not really any need to ripe someone off if you have the cash available, which they have. Which is similar to what a number of Western companies do.

Why would they steal it when they can simply buy it?

Could you care less?

You don't say.

It's Jiangling Motors. Safety isn't really their thing.

Right up until you're testing out that crumble-zone during a crash.

You can do much better for that price, especially with a Saab. A full restoration alone would probably cost more than a good condition 900 would.

That's like the worst kind of car wash.

I don't work ramp, mainly because I don't like the idea of things freezing and falling off. But I get jealous every time I see them roaming around on those things.