Right up until you're testing out that crumble-zone during a crash.

You can do much better for that price, especially with a Saab. A full restoration alone would probably cost more than a good condition 900 would.

That's like the worst kind of car wash.

I don't work ramp, mainly because I don't like the idea of things freezing and falling off. But I get jealous every time I see them roaming around on those things.

Doesn't seem that sad to me. Then again, you being a Kentucky fan kinda puts things into perspective.

*rich foreign exchange college kids

Wonder how long it'll take the college kids to apply their brightly colored Skittle wraps. Probably not long.

Total shot in the dark with this guess, but I don't think you're going to run out and buy one, are you?

Hey Tavarish, can I come out of grey?

Or a line of slightly sexier female products.

No. Which is why I'm only kinda curious.

I'll give him credit there, but I do kinda wonder how he paid for the scarves he's hocking. They must be pretty nice scarves to pay for premium.

Hey, but at least they gave the opportunity for the public to have a say in this, through open discussions and debates. Plus, it's not like they tried to sneak it into some other bill like our government is so fond of.

The fact that he does it so religiously makes me think you're right. That's just painful to watch past the 8 minute mark.

I don't know why it's pissing me off, but it is. What is up with the one handed-arm on the window turns? Especially around the 7:26 mark on the video.

Always pains me to see a big-beautiful bird get ripped apart like that. Seeing something a little more rare, like this L-1011 Tristar, getting pulled apart puts a bad feeling in my chest.

That's their Summer place. When Winter rolls around, everyone lubes up and heads for the trailer under the Mcdonald's billboard off the turnpike.

This picture of you with the Army Pups says otherwise.

One has to wonder what kind of beautiful and terrible things go on in the Jalopnik Trailer.