It's all good, no apology needed. I can see how it might have come off as serious, haha.

Quick question. Do you think my post was satire or me being legitimately serious?

Lighten up Francis, I was being cute. I've had my car die on me multiple times during my midnight cliff drives. I'm very well versed in the "last second" tuck-and-roll maneuver.

Yep, just "safely coast off the road" and tighten every orifice you have..

Remember the old Gen-1 Saab 9-5? BAIC found a use for it.

Certainly are a number of Swedish zombies in China these days.

I'm sure the new 200 is a great car, but that is one awesome Batman: The Animated Series painting.

Shh, it's time to play the quiet game.

Quiet down, burner.

But this wasn't directly cross-posted to the other front pages (beyond text link) and that's what the pending section is for. So no need to get worked up.

Dude, you're on Jalopnik. Not Gawker. Relax.

Wait, so then this US census data is wrong? Huh..

You'd be surprised. I lived out there for a while and for the most part it's just like anywhere else (except drugs seem to be a little more commonplace). You have the nice folk and the assholes. Except sometimes the assholes out there have an affinity for calling people haoles.

What garbage? I'll I see is the article.

Projecting, much?

I'd demand a refund.

Because it has one article about it on the Detroit site?