You see this dead horse?

Your soft fingers are fine. Your wife/girlfriend’s handbag covered in what appears to be chainmail and sandpaper needs to stay on the other fucking side of the car park.

Just checked the Audi Italy configurator and a six speed is still available both on the sedan and the long roof. Petrol or diesel.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. This could have been an opportunity to show F1 for the rich white boy playground that it is, what this article is instead is Alanis King at her gutter press best.

Please don’t come in to the comments section of an Alanis King-penned piece with anything resembling reason or reasearch, this is not the article you are looking for.

I’m not this guy’s biggest fan, but reading the butthurt in the article and the comments makes me like him a little bit.

None of my cars are in the league of the stuff that is on those lawns, but it does irritate me too. I was lining up for the start of a race and shooting the shit with some other drivers when some guy came up to ask if he could look at the car, I said that he could. He then opened the door and sat in it. I was less…

He’s still tweeting because he has no doubt surrounded himself with sycophantic scrotum-garglers who haven’t got the plums to tell him “put the fucking phone down you megalomaniacal wankstain.”

You keep giving him space, he keeps being a complete and utter chrome-plated, industrial-strength, stainless cock end.

These Idlers seem like cool people. I may even forgive them for contributing to spread the cancer which is unnecessarily-bewinged and pointlessly obese rear-ended Porsches.

Yas Marina gives you 20 minutes in an F3000 for about $500. Granted, it’s a shorter layout but I loved it.

Fun fact, the ‘Ducati’ Cruise and Diaz were on in this scene was actually a disguised Aprilia SXV supermoto.

Fair enough, I glaze over when it comes to drifting and honestly didn’t even make it to the last paragraph.

“$2500"

Am I missing something? Is this recorded with a potato’s dumb cousin on purpose like that Huxham chap does?

It could also be an independent rear suspension car which has one rear wheel badly out of alignment due to a misjudged handbrake turn which slammed the wheel into the sidewalk.

Any site that lists Shmee and Salmondrin as “all stars” tells you all you need to know about said website.

Peak child hipster.

Spare?

I think that the halo’s safety benefits were never in doubt, it’s just fucking ugly.