What an awful colour combo.

No doubt it will be hyped to the moon and ultimately end up being shit, like its namesake.

Wrong website if you want to skip nonsense. Kristen’s stuff some of the best here.

Ooooh, look at you all edgy.

I’ve put mountain bikes in a Toyota Aygo, a Suzuki Swift and an R53 Mini Cooper S. Buy whatever you want!

It’s shit, they sold seven of them, it was stupidly expensive. Of course it will be a classic!

I like your thinking. I would also recommend swapping something back into the de-motivated Veyrons. Allow me to provide some suggestions:

The bridge has been there since the sixties.

Get you some of that traction control.

Helmut Marko is a colossal, veiny penis.

This is going to become a bigger and bigger problem in the coming years. Lots of bike sharing companies are abandoning cities. In Florence one of the companies left after a couple of months but donated all the leftover bikes to a local cooperative of ex-inmates who restored them and sold them.

Yes! Spend as much time as humanly possible driving it, that way you will have less time to look at it.

I want to run Pikes Peak in my race car.

Those consulate staff were obviously in the mood to tell jokes that day. Trust me, there isn’t even a third of the infrastructure needed to enforce a ticket before you leave, it just cannot happen. By way of example, airport police are Polizia di Frontiera or Polizia di Stato, speeding tickets are mostly doled out by…

That will never happen for two simple reasons:

You think driving Northern Italy is bad? Head south of Tuscany and prepare to have your mind rearranged.

Experts #2 and #3 need to stop gargling with bong water.

Please don’t put those hack job abominations from RWB in the same sentence as Singer.

Money.

Nobody would have bought it though.