This is the best news I’ve heard all week. Granted it’s only Tuesday, but I don’t think much is going to be able to top the news of the death of this festering boil on the automotive industry’s arsehole.

40 years from now fat ex-millenials will pay thousands for a pair so they can sell their factory fresh Hellcat to other fat, booze-soaked ex Millenials at Mecum 2058.

Whopee.

To all those up in arms about David’s suggestion, please note that Mr. Hogan has suggested a fucking X5.

Lets hope it doesn’t look like a bag of smashed arseholes like the Senna.

As a former owner of a Cecotto E30 M3 I can definitely say that the engine was crap and this would definitely solve the car’s main issue.

E39 wagon, Procharged LS3, 6 speed manual, a very very quiet exhaust and the smallest wheels possible to clear brakes necessary to stop the missile.

So clever! Have you heard that one about Mustangs crashing into people?

Fiat had the ESV series of prototypes, also mainly designed to make crashing into things or people a bit softer.

I’m not normally one for the off-roaders, but with the ever-worsening state of my local roads and the general appeal of this little thing I will be booking a test drive post haste.

As an impressionable teenager this movie is solely responsible for igniting my love for the Triumph Speed Triple. Three Triples later and the love is still strong. Ask any Speed Triple owner over thirty and there’s a good chance they’ll say the same.

“His actions against me...”

Lazy, half-hearted reporting with limited fact checking. Here? Say it ain’t so!

Trust me, I know out-of-warranty fast things and the costs they incur first hand...

This is comprehensively excellent Jalopnik.

Out of warranty, $70K when new Audi? Yeah, nah.

You can’t not like this film. It has everything you need. Eighties hedonism, actors not really working to a script, some very famous people clearly a little bit worse for alcohol, some great cars and a story based on one of the 20th century’s greatest motoring adventures.

This is all complete nonsesnse. These are two completely separate companies with two completely separate balance sheets. The investment in Ronaldo will pay itself off in sponsorship and endorsement deals in less than four years. I would like to know how many hateful pieces of shit in the Fiat lineup have an ROI that…

Not sure who Singer use, but I had my 911 tach personalized by a great company called North Hollywood Speedometer, they’ll do pretty much whatever you want. I had mine rotated and customized as a copy (or if we’re being pretentious, homage) to the RUF Yellowbird.

I’m going to be in a minority of one on this, but that interior is a gaudy mess.