Show me news of real road racing on there which is recent other than people losing their lives.

I’ll try to get through the fog of your condescension, of course they’re big, but it’s also worth reporting the racing. Did you see any news about the motorcycle racing in Macau before this?

Yes. The only thing this page reports on when it comes to road racing is deaths. The Tourist Trophy is only covered when somebody dies, not a peep was said about the motorcycle racing at Macau before Dan’s death. It’s hateful.

Look at the history of motorcycle reporting on this page.

You only report on bike racing when somebody dies. The worst kind of gutter press.

Good, it was shit.

“Lewis Hamilton’s song lyrics” soft.

So no ‘best fans in the world’ quips from Lewis for the 20th time this season then?

An argument which could be leveled at any of the previous and remaining holders of F1 records.

Which part of “best driver” in my post did you miss?

The poor bastard looks so sad. Probably because lazy-ass internet commenters can’t do anything but crack jokes about its predecessors running people over.

That was the 3 litre version which while still looking awful, at least posessed an engine which could help the car get out of its own way.

I know, it’s incredible! The best driver in the best car, a miracle!

Worst Ferrari? Seriously? It’s a V12, if you think this is the worst Ferrari I kindly invite you to consider the Dino 208 GT4. No, not the pretty Dino, the horrible, slabby piece of shit with the Italian tax-friendly 2 litre V8 which made less power than an angry squirrel.

You know it’s a slow news day when you get this and Torchbollocks in rapid succession...

The Opels I’ve driven have all been unrelentingly dull, bordering on the criminally forgettable. They were favourites with rental fleet buyers for good reason. Previous generation Opels were particularly shit mainly because it appeared to me that nobody paid any attention to interior ergonomics. This did contribute to…

Test mule.

Rich person (or rich person’s money managers) takes advantage of legal loophole to pay a bit less to the tax man.

Lanesplitter fortunately appears to be dead. It served no purpose after Sean’s departure.

V4 owner, trust me on this, V4 beats V2 any day of the week.