Sperco? Seriously???

I love the Gold Wing. I always will. I once heard one with a fruity exhaust and it sounded like god gargling angels.

PUT DOWN YOUR FUCKING PHONE YOU USELESS OXYGEN-STEALING WANKSTAIN

I’m still having difficulty coming to terms with the Buscemi face of the 2018 Mustang.

The Italian TV commentators yesterday came out with an interesting factoid about McLaren-Honda. Since they’ve been running they’ve completed a full third less race distance than reliability leaders Mercedes. Effectively they’ve raced a full season less!

If I were polite I’d say the app was patchy. Since I’m not, I’ll just say it’s shit.

As someone who lives in a country with long-term exclusive rights to F1 still on cable, fuck you Bernie.

My S2000 used to do this on quick shifts from 1st to 2nd. Granted, it had been beaten like a ginger stepchild by the time I got it...

Neither have I.

What would Jeremy, James and Richard do is the answer if you want three old farts repeating the same boring shit over and over again to sycophantic idiots who want to think that sort of shit is still entertaining. This wasn’t good, but it was miles better than the tripe those three vomit.

You have no idea. And that’s before I get to talking about those Triumph Bonnevilles and Royal Enfields.

Based on my experience riding them and the owners, I would rather eat my own face.

As much as I would like the idea of an 800 horsepower car which could physically scare the shit out of my body, I wouldn’t want to drop fifty grand on somebody else’s project.

Absolutely not, common parlance in places where the Queen’s English is still spoken. :)

They’re cheap because they’re utterly awful, devoid of any style and clearly the ginger step-child of the range. They’re also cheap when compared to other Harleys, they’re still hilariously overpriced and under-skilled when compared like-for-like with similarly-priced motorcycles from other manufacturers.

Actually it’s liquid cooled and contains more technology in one wheel than Harley’s entire production run to date.

Not even the Collector’s Edition game with the extra cars and in-game credits?

None of those numbers are terrible, granted, none of them are particularly good either. The 500cc Harley is possibly the saddest motorcycle on the market. The Fisher-Price componentry and the general air of being the ginger stepchild of the range is tough to reconcile with a motorcycle which costs such a significant…

Pull a dick off, not pull a dick out my good man.

I don’t think I’d fit in. I think diesels are shit and the automatic transmission has its place in the automotive world.