My point is that it’s not simply a generational question. Harley have sold the same bike in varying shades of shit for the best part of thirty years. That’s what is sending them down the toilet. It’s got nothing to do with younger people, or older people, who are still buying motorcycles where I live (Europe), they…

Nope. Mouse. Why would a chocolate mousse have a dick?

They really aren’t fun. I’ve ridden four or five, from useless seventies pieces of shit to the latest and they’ve all been indefensible in their utter awfulness.

I cannot in good conscience claim paternity, it’s actually quite common parlance in the motorcycling community in the UK and Australia as a more colourful alternative to “couldn’t pull the skin off a rice pudding.”

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

I need it. Now. Take my money. Immediately.

Don’t worry, that statistic is weapons-grade bollocks.

Please please please for the love of all that is holy give us a stream!!! Let me be rid of the hateful Sky package we have here in Italy and finally let me cut the cord with these bastard pay television packages!

How fucking much???

Slide throttles, be they of the injection or carburettor variety are an absolute bastard to set up and require almost constant adjustment. They do however sound glorious.

550 Maranello, ESP warning light. Turn the car off, turn it back on again, ESP light still there. Well then fuck you, decide to return home, nail it in frustration, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, ESP light goes away.

Those cars are amazing. A friend of mine races a 208R2, they look like normal shopping cars from far away, but up close they’re absolutely amazing, truly little masterpieces.

Small detail, there’s no such thing as a 1991 Escort Cossie, production started in 1992. But that’s not something I would expect young Kenneth would know.

Dual.

Likewise.

I’m with you.

I’m probably going to get lynched, but I didn’t much care for season 1.

It was free, therefore nothing is wrong with it.

1998 Alfa Romeo 145, owned since new. Battery and clutch. That is the sum total of things which have broken.

I doubt this has anything to do with Ford’s cost-cutting and more with the fact that one Block youtube video probably gets ten times more views than an entire RX event.